Virtual Faeries v5

Now that I have almost mastered the art and science of posting text and video to this blog I am going to take a wee nap. Whilst asleep I will not be keeping an eye on my laptop. I am reading out the text of this post aloud. Not that I am hoping that any Virtual Faeries might be listening in and that they might wish to take advantage of my snooze to gaily dance over my laptop and to weave their magic on my files so as to process a few pictures that I can share with you.

These aforementioned Virtual Faeries are version five v faeries - virtual virtuoso vital variant vibrant fey folk and they are Pentium proficient. They can make, shape and present any work of man into a scintillating fascinating art form. They are the sort of top tip that needs to be more widely known about so I will give brief list of their technical specifications.

Tech Spec

Virtual Faeries v5

(Virtual virtuoso vital variant vibrant fey folk)

OS - homely environs

Codec - all systems capable on any platform creatable

Power Supply - mainly milk, honey, kind words and if certain odds & ends go missing don’t get hyper about providing ongoing hardware support for their nesting activities

RAM - 4 comb throughs or 3 comb throughs of goat’s hair for insulation

Graphics Card - Yule Tide’s Eve and Midsummer’s Morning greetings cards

Optical Disk Drive - will use spectacle lenses as Frisbees but will polish out all scratches when done with Frisbee cum magnifying glass

Bluetooth - not really more ivory tusked

Sound - slight impression of the tinkling of ethereal bells when it is time for the user to blink following seemingly momentary eye closure all techno problems will then appear to melt into a virtual mist that quickly clears to reveal problem free computing

Size - possibly tiny, maybe large, difficult to measure due to memory fuddle spells

Weight - could be weightless, maybe their frames were constructed in a denser atmosphere so that they can float around our world?

Virtual Faeries v5 are available from all major unreal outlets situated just out of sight somewhere close by and yet infrequently visited except on enchanted quests and such like